mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Give quotes that suggests the person would be better seeking more suitable employment.

I never remember which is brown and which is blue, but it's AC, you can connect it either way round and everything still works.

"DOH!!! ... MY BRAIN HURTS!"

Might I suggest a new subject? If everyone agrees, I think Car Mechanic might be a good one to try.

"Here goes nothing!"

Turn that engine off! I'm allergic to exhaust fumes!