An explanation of how to 'follow on in topic or style' from the previous move would be helpful at this point. (falls in the water)

Dear Miss. *sniff* Sir, sorry, I have a cold.
The game is simple MC Chalk Farm 84 but with comic ramblings thrown in on each move. If the comic rambling matches up some way to the move, then better still, but it doesn't have to. And with that, I throw in Oval.....and I'll ask you knidly to put down that fish...

Can I just say at this point, Chris, that I have a new theory on the Brontosaurus? *does search for MC Chalk Farm 84*

Would sir prefer something a little more, let us say...Holland Park like? or a slug?..I have a slug.

Oh, Néa's exploded.

Good thing too.

She was my best friend.

Oh, mother, don't be so Sentimental. Things explode every day.

Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much.

Now then now then...this is getting rather silly. Let's carry on with the game now!

Well it's spelt 'Raymond Luxury Yach--t' but it's pronounced 'throatwobbLad brokeGrove'.

Oh Kings Cross

Oh Kings Cross, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society?

'ere, squire, your wife, your wife - does she ever go to Southfields, know what I mean, know what I mean, eh, eh?"

And now for something completely Debden

... does anyone fancy a pint?

Aaargh ... that be a WOMAN'S question.

Leicester Square. That's where I took out my appendix.

Hi! I'm Ed Winchester!