Oh Kings Cross, eh, very nice. And how d'you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers! By 'anging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society?

'ere, squire, your wife, your wife - does she ever go to Southfields, know what I mean, know what I mean, eh, eh?"

And now for something completely Debden

... does anyone fancy a pint?

Aaargh ... that be a WOMAN'S question.