Ladies and gentlemen, I am not simply going to say 'and now for something completely different' this week, as I do not think it fit. This is a particularly auspicious occasion for us this evening, as we have been told that Her Majesty the Queen will be watching pan of this show tonight. We don't know exactly when Her Majesty will be tuning in. We understand that at the moment she is watching 'The Virginian', but we have been promised that we will be informed the moment that she changes channel. Her Majesty would like everyone to behave quite normally but her equerry has asked me to request all of you at home to stand when the great moment arrives, although we here in the studio will be carrying on with our humorous vignettes and spoofs in the ordinary way. Thank you. And now without any more ado and completely as normal, here are the opening titles : Queensbury, home at Royal Albert.

An explanation of how to 'follow on in topic or style' from the previous move would be helpful at this point. (falls in the water)

Dear Miss. *sniff* Sir, sorry, I have a cold.
The game is simple MC Chalk Farm 84 but with comic ramblings thrown in on each move. If the comic rambling matches up some way to the move, then better still, but it doesn't have to. And with that, I throw in Oval.....and I'll ask you knidly to put down that fish...

Can I just say at this point, Chris, that I have a new theory on the Brontosaurus? *does search for MC Chalk Farm 84*