Cooking Show Bloopers. Culinary disasters from the annals of cooking show history. Reminisce with your favourite moments from the past in this weeks's episode, where Julia Child battles with a collapsing souffle, Yan uses sugar instead of salt in making Hot and Sour Soup, Cajun chef Prudhomme cooks up a goopy, glutinous gumbo, Madhur Jaffrey accidentally spills garam masala powder onto the hot stove, and chef Jamie Oliver cooks up pasta really, really al dente.

Beast Enders: Only available on pay-by-view plans and your details will be handed over to the police.

Vladimir and Estragon: a sitcom adaptation of Waiting For Godot.

Dish of the Day, in which a luvly lass has a lorra lorra laffs picking her favourite bloke from a line-up of three - who is then killed, cooked and served up to the studio audience.

Amour-ican Idol : A multi-episode contest show, wherein all contestants sing the same one song, the 1961 hit Chanson D'Amour in a variety of musical styles. In the first of the sixteen-part series viewers will get to see and hear the likes of contestants Loopy Lovey Dove performing a "gangsta-rap" version, Heidi Kakophoniker with her yodeling version of the song, and a group called the Jeebies performing it in falsetto. The MC of the show is Ed Nauseum.