Grave Silence: The Metamorphosis of David Spence The camera will accompany David Spence into the grave without the traditional embalming. The entire series is 3D live feed via night vision camera's from the confines of a pine box buried six feet beneath the sod of London's own Kensal Green Cemetery. Devoted viewers will witness Davids' rapid transformation as his corpse is beleaguered by moisture, mold, decomposition, and a breeding pair of egyptian scarabs introduced to entertain the morally challenged.
Cooking Show Bloopers. Culinary disasters from the annals of cooking show history. Reminisce with your favourite moments from the past in this weeks's episode, where Julia Child battles with a collapsing souffle, Yan uses sugar instead of salt in making Hot and Sour Soup, Cajun chef Prudhomme cooks up a goopy, glutinous gumbo, Madhur Jaffrey accidentally spills garam masala powder onto the hot stove, and chef Jamie Oliver cooks up pasta really, really al dente.
Dish of the Day, in which a luvly lass has a lorra lorra laffs picking her favourite bloke from a line-up of three - who is then killed, cooked and served up to the studio audience.
Amour-ican Idol : A multi-episode contest show, wherein all contestants sing the same one song, the 1961 hit Chanson D'Amour in a variety of musical styles. In the first of the sixteen-part series viewers will get to see and hear the likes of contestants Loopy Lovey Dove performing a "gangsta-rap" version, Heidi Kakophoniker with her yodeling version of the song, and a group called the Jeebies performing it in falsetto. The MC of the show is Ed Nauseum.