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I'll give you something for the pain. It was a vasectomy you came in for wasn't it?
Just before we give you the anaesthetic, do you mind if I ask you how you voted in the last election?
"I am not a real doctor, but I did play one on the BBC." [nights] i am taking it on the lam! but it wasn't me, honest, it was the one-armed man.
"Such eyes you have! Such a remarkably intense blue! May I have one for my collection?"
"It's nothing to worry about. Have you made a will?"
That gluteus maximus of yours sure is maximus!
Hmmmmmm... just hold on while I google that, would you ... funny ... pain ... right ... kidney ... 'hurts a lot'...
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