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World's Worsest
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"It's nothing to worry about. Have you made a will?"
That gluteus maximus of yours sure is maximus!
Hmmmmmm... just hold on while I google that, would you ... funny ... pain ... right ... kidney ... 'hurts a lot'...
Hay fever? A hundred years ago people just put up with it, but now it's pills for this and pills for that, no-one has any character any more.
Did I ever tell you I'm a medical history buff? I collect 17th century surgical instruments and like to perform procedures as practised in that era. In fact I plan to repair your hernia using the exact technique of abdominal surgery I found yesterday in an old 1638 surgical manuscript. But first we'll have to draw blood for some tests. Don't worry, you'll just feel a slight pinching sensation as this leech latches on.
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