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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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"Impersonating a police officer? Me? Come on, I'm not that stupid."
"Could we hurry it up officer? I was to meet your wife at the motel three minutes ago."
What do you mean you cannot park on this traffic island?
"you mean putting your hazard lights on doesn't suspend the parking laws? since when?" (go to bridgnorth in south shropshire and you'll see this point of view in action, sadly no one ever gets booked for it.)
I saw a sign over there with an arrow that said "Park", so I parked here on the lawn. I didn't realise, until you so kindly pointed out a moment ago, that it meant a public park and not a parking lot.
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