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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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Ooh, I love a man in uniform. Are you going to handcuff me?
Where are the rest of the Village People, then?
Driving licence? Never had one in my life, you didn't need one when I started driving.
Of course it's my car - what c*** would steal this. I have actually been tempted to ask this.
"Impersonating a police officer? Me? Come on, I'm not that stupid."
"Could we hurry it up officer? I was to meet your wife at the motel three minutes ago."
What do you mean you cannot park on this traffic island?
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