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Does your head go right to the top of that hat?
On my word as a gent *hiccle* a gent *hiccle* man I hoin't been *hic* droinking orifice *hic* sir. In fact I am suffering such an orful deficit of the subshtituance I am *hic* halu *hic* halu *hic* inating and being convinced I am having sunstroke I am embracing this mirage in my dieing moments by confishcuing this camel to deliver me to the oasis. *hic*
Oink
Chill, man.
Want a toke on this?
You've left your engine running. And your mobile's just gone off.
Sieg Heil!
Haven't you got murderers to catch, plod?
Bet you can't catch me!
"YUO SPUTID FUTHERMOCKING ASHSOLE MROON !!!"
"OK, I'll race you for it. First to Exit 17 wins."
Has anyone told you that you're the spitting image f Mr. Plod the policeman in the "Noddy" books?
"Love the uniform. Can you sing?"
Ooh, I love a man in uniform. Are you going to handcuff me?
Where are the rest of the Village People, then?
Driving licence? Never had one in my life, you didn't need one when I started driving.
Of course it's my car - what c*** would steal this. I have actually been tempted to ask this.
"Impersonating a police officer? Me? Come on, I'm not that stupid."
"Could we hurry it up officer? I was to meet your wife at the motel three minutes ago."
What do you mean you cannot park on this traffic island?
"you mean putting your hazard lights on doesn't suspend the parking laws? since when?" (go to bridgnorth in south shropshire and you'll see this point of view in action, sadly no one ever gets booked for it.)
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