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(In a Scottish Kirk) Is there going to be much more of this? The Celtic match starts at 3.
Umm.., Father, could you please settle an issue for us? My friend Tom here and I have a bet going on whether priests wear anything under their frocks. I was right about, and won our last bet on Scotsmen and kilts.
Bit gloomy, but at least it does live music.
Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Okay, I understand the 'conception' part. But what this about 'immaculate'? Does that mean they didn't get it all over the sheets?
Was that archangel you talked about any relation of Peter Gabriel?
The organ recital of Ave Maria was nice of course, but I do enjoy it so much more when it's played on the mouth organ
Pooh, it stinks in here! You're not meant to burn pot pourri, you know!
Those were some neat names you thought up for that story you told. Shadrach...Meshach...Abednago...Nebuchadnezzzar. I'll use them as characters the next time I play Dungeons and Dragons.
"Hey everybody, wanna see my head rotate 360 degrees?"
Rattlesnakes! Rattlesnakes for the true believers! Everybody, gather round, get your Rattlesnakes here! Don't be shy sister, jes' reach your hand waaaaay down deep in the bag, that be whar the jedgemental ones are........"
(at the Salvation Army) Lovely brass playing, you boys. Who's coming for a drink?
Tell me something, Father. Menacing pause Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
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