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World's Worsest
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Start with World's Worst Chat Up Lines, till it wears out then start a new topic.
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"Erm.... s'cuse me parson, I don't mean to be interruptive of your indoctrination of us miserable sinners but your sermon has been a grueling one up to the moment and a man builds a thirst sitting here made to sweat like dear Ol' Job in these dusty pews. Could we maybe have a short intermission and you have them pretty choir girls pass out the libations!"
...allow me end that with a ? before someone points out the error of me ways. ~falstaff
(In a Scottish Kirk) Is there going to be much more of this? The Celtic match starts at 3.
Umm.., Father, could you please settle an issue for us? My friend Tom here and I have a bet going on whether priests wear anything under their frocks. I was right about, and won our last bet on Scotsmen and kilts.
Bit gloomy, but at least it does live music.
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