mc5 - World's Worsest

(In a Scottish Kirk) Is there going to be much more of this? The Celtic match starts at 3.

Umm.., Father, could you please settle an issue for us? My friend Tom here and I have a bet going on whether priests wear anything under their frocks. I was right about, and won our last bet on Scotsmen and kilts.

Rosie

Bit gloomy, but at least it does live music.

Bob the dog

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Drew

Okay, I understand the 'conception' part. But what this about 'immaculate'? Does that mean they didn't get it all over the sheets?

RedSnapper

Was that archangel you talked about any relation of Peter Gabriel?

irach

The organ recital of Ave Maria was nice of course, but I do enjoy it so much more when it's played on the mouth organ

Breadmaster

Pooh, it stinks in here! You're not meant to burn pot pourri, you know!

RedSnapper

Those were some neat names you thought up for that story you told. Shadrach...Meshach...Abednago...Nebuchadnezzzar. I'll use them as characters the next time I play Dungeons and Dragons.