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Well, excuse me, who are you to tell me what to do?
I suppose at least you have a good excuse for not being able to tell your arse from your elbow, since in your case they resemble each other so remarkably.
I do.
It's Bosses' day today! I spent all day at the office making these neat paper cutouts for you and making you a hand-painted card too.
Sod the deadline, let's get pissed.
That's an amazingly stupid idea.
I love 90-hour weeks.
Hold on, I'm guessing this call is more important than anything you were about to say
I'm "working from home" today, if you get my drift.
*hiss* *gasp* Yes, my master *hiss*
What do you mean, you've never had a sex change?
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