Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.
We've decided not to do an advent crown this year. Instead, get some chalk, draw a pentacle on the floor (you may have to ask a parent or guardian to take up the carpet first), and then get your goat and a sharp knife...
"According to the latest reports, more and more people are buying mobile homes these days. What will this trend mean for the traditional estate agent?"
"Captain it appears that all the aliens are actually human beings in dodgy makeup, hell even my ears are just glued on" (Because he used the word 'hell')
Doctor Who: "Yeah, I know it looks small, but it's bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside. Look, come in here with me and I'll let you have a play with it."
"We're demolishing the whole lot to make room for a new bypass, the plans for which have been available in a locked filing cabinet in the basement of the council offices for the last three weeks."