mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

"We thought he was kidding when he put 'cannibal' on his application form!"

Coronation Street

Raak

"We're demolishing the whole lot to make room for a new bypass, the plans for which have been available in a locked filing cabinet in the basement of the council offices for the last three weeks."

Late Junction

Rosie

"It's a late, Late Junction" No more Mongolian nose-flute misery.

You and Yours

Darren

"Oi, that's mine, give it back."

See Hear!

"That's the last time we invite Liam Gallagher to the BBC"

Love on a Saturday Night