mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

Darren

"This small device promises to make all conventional forms of communication and entertainment obsolete at a stro..."

Star Trek

Gusset Login

"Captain it appears that all the aliens are actually human beings in dodgy makeup, hell even my ears are just glued on" (Because he used the word 'hell')

Darren

"I think I'll take the day off."

Antiques Roadshow

Uncle Korky

"I'd say that any diary written by Adolf Hitler should be worth at least a million..."

Sex and the City

"Gee, I never realised how much fun a nunnery would be"

Eastenders