mc5 - Corporation Dustcart

Michael Grade has just been appointed Director General of the BBC, and, true to form, wants a clearout. Please provide inappropriate sentences that sound the death knell for a radio or television programme (for example: The Money Programme - Has anyone got 50p for the meter? or Upstairs Downstairs - "Rose! We're moving into a bungalow!"). Since Grade believes that he has God-like powers, you don't have to stick to the BBC.

Uncle Korky

We've decided not to do an advent crown this year. Instead, get some chalk, draw a pentacle on the floor (you may have to ask a parent or guardian to take up the carpet first), and then get your goat and a sharp knife...

Ready Steady Cook

Gusset Login

OK your ingredients are three bottles of beer, a bag of pretzels and six ounces of canabis...

Have I Got News For You

Darren

"And now, the weather."

Songs of Praise

"This week, we'll be coming to you live from Jerusalem" Darren, I salute you!

Location, Location, Location

Raak

"According to the latest reports, more and more people are buying mobile homes these days. What will this trend mean for the traditional estate agent?"

Tomorrow's World