mc5 - The Pants Game Does Dallas

I Say, Porter!

Humph: And now it's time to play a game called Mornington Pants

I Say, Porter!

Oops. forgot the bold tags. How do I love thee? Let me count the pants.

Harry Callahan

You gotta ask yerself one question. "Do I feel pants?" Well, do ya, punk?

Elwood Blues

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got as full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing pants.

Pink Floyd

All in all, you're just another brick in the pants.

I Say, Porter!

[rab] Thanks!
Ned's Atomic Dustpants
Now then, Mr. Spiggott, you are, are you not, applying for the role of TarzPants
Sir Bedevere: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be pants shaped
Gregory: I'm Pants, and so's my wife

I Say, Porter!

If I said you had beautiful pants would you hold them against me?

I Say, Porter!

Pants Curry?
Second Pepperpot: Penguins don't come from next door! They come from the Antarctic!
First Pepperpot: PANTS!!!
Second Pepperpot: Why'd'you say "Pants!" then?
First Pepperpot: I panicked.

I Say, Porter!

The first time Yossarian saw the pants, he fell madly in love with them.

I Say, Porter!

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of some pants
Quoth the raven: Pants!

Uncle Sam

I want PANTS for U.S. Army [finger]

Jilted John

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the pants shop.

I Say, Porter!

Ev'ry woman, ev'ry man, join the caravan of love
Pants up! Pants up!(shurely 'pants down' - ed.)

Boleti

And why, forsooth, are you accompanied
By these pants, so dank and tawdry?

I Say, Porter!

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
did gyre and gimble in the pants.

I Say, Porter!

He was known as 'Mad Carew
By the subs at Kathmandu,
He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell,
But, for all his foolish pants,
He was worshipped in the ranks,
And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.
John Milton, The Green Pants of the Little Yellow God.

Allegro

Yet still
He stares with silent unforgiving eye
Blood gushes forth from out his gaping pants
And yet stains not the ground! See! How he points
A bloody **nger, as he might accuse.

I Say, Porter!

Is this a dagger I see before me?
Its handle pointing to my own pants

I Say, Porter!

Two little boys had two little pants

I Say, Porter!

Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy lie some small unregarded yellow pants.

O. Wilde

I can resist everything except pants.

Breadmaster

Lipstick on your pants told a tale on you.
Lipstick on your pants said you were untrue.
Bet your bottom dollar, you and I are through,
Cos lipstick on your pants told a tale on you.

Kevin Phillips Bong

Climb every mountain
Ford every stream
Follow every by-way
Till you find your pants.

Qu+x Cleese

A very brave Kevin Pants Bong there.

I Say, Porter!

Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable (Brrroooo!) Norman Michael (dingaling!) (pheeeep!) Edward (aroooogah!) (chuffity chuffity!) (bzzzzzzzt!) Thomas Moo... (sings) "We'll keep a welcome in the..." (BANK!) William (silly noise) "Raindrops keep falling on my" (weird noise) "Don't sleep in the subway" (cuckoo cuckoo) Naaoooo... Pants.

I Say, Porter!

Oops - Bang! not Bank. wrong game AGAIN. PS the above originated here.

matt

After you've gone, and left me crying
After you've gone, there's no denying
You'll feel blue, you'll feel sad
You'll miss the greatest pants you ever had.

500 Catastrophic End of the World Error

Giant pants are walking the Earth, laying waste to all before them. Please bear with us.

Grunthos the Flatulant

Ode to a small pair of green pants I found in my armpit one Midsummer morning

Pants Pants Pants. Green Pants, Grants Punt. Grarn Pitants - Morning! Pridsummer - Grorning ants.

Hurng- Arrrrrgh! [Dies]

snorgle

Here, Hamlet, take my pants. Rub thy brows.
The Queen carouses to thy fortune, Hamlet.

I Say, Porter!

Spitting Image's classic - He's never met a nice South Afripants, and that's not bluddi surprising, Mon, 'cos we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths with no sense of humour.

I Say, Porter!

Last Tango in Pants, Springtime for Hitler and Germanpants

I Say, Porter!

Smiths classics
If it's not love, then it's the pants, the pants, the pants, the pants, the pants that will bring us together. (Ask me I won't say pants how could I)
Pantslifters of the wooooooorld, Unite and take over.
Bigpants strikes again.
The boy with the thorn in his pants
I could go on all night. [Edmund Blackadder] Not with a bayonet through your neck you couldn't

(Ed

Shurely, a bayonet through your pants?)

I Say, Porter!

[(Ed] Yes, that did cross my mind, in fact the original post was to be pants but I "pulled it out at the last minute". I really could go on all night.