Humph: And now it's time to play a game called Mornington Pants

Oops. forgot the bold tags. How do I love thee? Let me count the pants.

You gotta ask yerself one question. "Do I feel pants?" Well, do ya, punk?

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got as full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing pants.

All in all, you're just another brick in the pants.

[rab] Thanks!
Ned's Atomic Dustpants
Now then, Mr. Spiggott, you are, are you not, applying for the role of TarzPants
Sir Bedevere: And that, my liege, is how we know the earth to be pants shaped
Gregory: I'm Pants, and so's my wife

Pants Curry?
Second Pepperpot: Penguins don't come from next door! They come from the Antarctic!
First Pepperpot: PANTS!!!
Second Pepperpot: Why'd'you say "Pants!" then?
First Pepperpot: I panicked.

I want PANTS for U.S. Army [finger]

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the pants shop.

Ev'ry woman, ev'ry man, join the caravan of love
Pants up! Pants up!(shurely 'pants down' - ed.)

And why, forsooth, are you accompanied
By these pants, so dank and tawdry?

He was known as 'Mad Carew
By the subs at Kathmandu,
He was hotter than they felt inclined to tell,
But, for all his foolish pants,
He was worshipped in the ranks,
And the Colonel's daughter smiled on him as well.
John Milton, The Green Pants of the Little Yellow God.

Yet still
He stares with silent unforgiving eye
Blood gushes forth from out his gaping pants
And yet stains not the ground! See! How he points
A bloody **nger, as he might accuse.

Is this a dagger I see before me?
Its handle pointing to my own pants

Two little boys had two little pants