Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
It is 1984 but with a Totalitarian Communist Regime in power. Thatcher is tried in a show trial on TV and is thrown to the lions bringing in the largest TV audience the world has ever seen.
You realise you have forgotten what the hell is going on in the thread of the story, and at the same time are picked up in a big PANDA car by the Police.
Hooray! The Police have reformed and are going to give a free impromptu concert on this shiny tank (disguised as a panda) you happen to be riding. (See Weird Anime Excel Saga for reference)
The police have their robot bomb diffuser - codename Ropponmatsu - present. [GL] Nah, just giving it's full title. I've seen PPP and was horribly scarred ;) Then I saw the last episode of Excel *sweatdrop*)
You're still going to get blown up before he can start. [LotUS] The last episode of Excel is odd I'll grant you, but nowhere near as odd as PPP or even Dragon Half or BPS
Trolly Dollies keep shares in Avon cosmetics at a Premium! (The amount of foundation sold alone could surface the Pan american highway at least 4 times in 1 year!)
In view of the above, they've renamed it the Pan-Stick American Highway. It's surfaced in a shade of American Tan for spring, and has blue mascara'd grasses fringing its verges. Unfortunately it gunks up tyres, wheels and brakes something chronic, and supplies of make-up remover at car-washes all over the US are running at an all-time low.
The USA intend to build the Pan global highway followed by the Pan Galactic highway very soon, and the The Vogons have bought shares in both Rimmel and Avon cosmetics!!! Come back Douglas Adams we miss you!!!!!
Doggy has decided to end the game, as he is looking for a spot to start off a Bad Tempered Mornington Crescent game, and this is the only one he feels he has really played in enough to KILL.