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Right, another chance to alternately build our spirits up and then disappoint them. I can't be bothered to change the winning move so it's still Mornington Crescent.
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Cockroaches purchased at take-away food outlets are deliberately bred sterile in order that customers cannot replicate them at home.
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They go great with sweet and sour dipping sauce.
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They think you do, too.
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They're right
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You realise you have forgotten what the hell is going on in the thread of the story, and at the same time are picked up in a big PANDA car by the Police.
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