I **** her, yeah, yeah,
I **** her, yeah, yeah,
I **** her, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Shapes of ****** before my eyes
Just teach me to ******
Will **** make man more wise?

Here within my own *******
My **** just hurt my *****
But will it seem the same?

Come tomorrow will I be *****?
Come tomorrow maybe a soldier?
Come tomorrow may I be bolder than today

Just wanna ***** the night away,
With senoritas who can ****

Hey you! Do you **** me?
I used to **** next to you at school!
Oh, The Darkness... I think I'm hooked.

**** on **** and **** on ****;
**** on **** and **** **** ****;
**** **** **** tied up with string;
These are a few of my favourite things.

But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I ***ing here?

God **** our **** Queen,
God **** our glorious ****
God **** the Queen.

Oh, my **** is like a red, red ****
That's newly **** in June
Oh, my **** is like a ****
That's sweetly **** in ****
As **** art thou, my bonnie ****,
So deep in **** am I
And I will **** thee still, my dear,
Till all the **** gang ****.

I've been searching for ****
On the streets, in the faces passing by.
I've been searching for ****,
But it's right there in your eyes.

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Drummers ****ming,
Eleven Pipers ***ing,
Ten Lords a ****ing,
Nine Ladies ****ing,
Eight Maids a ****ing,
Seven Swans a ****ming,
Six ***** a Laying,
Five **** Rings!
Four ****ing Birds,
Three French ****,
Two ****le Doves
and a **** **** in a **** ****.

Nymphs and shepherds
**** away, **** away.
Nymphs and shepherds
**** away, **** away
****, ****, ****, **** away!