....strange looking animal, and with six legs and a long purple neck. The first time it went for a walk it caused quite a stir down at the....

...local pub where it would stand at the bar for hours at a time, drinking bitter, and telling stories about the time when...

...it had been working the night shift at a local shop and had received...

..an interesting proposition from Julian Clary. Meanwhile, the stable boy had just come into the bar and was giving "dead cert" tips to anyone who would buy him a drink. Apparently, up on the gallops, the word was that Jeff....

...rey Bernard had murdered his daughters Black girlfriend. All hell ensued as the bloody fingerprints were erased by...