...foal, bred from our two thoroughbreds, Far Canal and Hoof Hearted. We are still trying to think of a suitable ame to register with the Jockey Club. Have you any suggestions? We did think of calling him...

...Jeff after my aunt, but she didn't think it was a suitable name for such a....

....strange looking animal, and with six legs and a long purple neck. The first time it went for a walk it caused quite a stir down at the....

...local pub where it would stand at the bar for hours at a time, drinking bitter, and telling stories about the time when...

...it had been working the night shift at a local shop and had received...