If you go to the observation galley, you can watch the planes taxing.

Indian supermarkets are great; they all have a New Deli.

I see Euro 2004 has been won by the Geeks.

yes - the sunned Portugese cant believe it. (no Goa for them)

Yes, they could not believe the result of the math.

And no doubt that sore will haunt them for years to come

They're a funny lot down in Kent. But not to worry; it's one of the traits of Dover.

Whilst it may not compete with your 'funny lot' have you ever been down to check the ties along the Severn?

People are quite proud of our dull rainy weather because it is often accompanied by status cloud.

Read any good books lately? I'm just finishing William Golding's biography of Jeffrey Archer, "Lord of the Lies".

No, but I have noticed Bill Clinton's new book "My Lie". I also remember that the Israeli PM, Golda Meyer wrote a book under the same title which I always thought quite ironic.

I thought I'd tell you how laborious arithmetic used to be but nobody wants to read a logarithm tale. (Softers) Nice one(s).

I am blessed with three given names. Given that my father was a surveyor and lay-preacher he was obviously well versed in trionometry. (For those not up on their latin - trionometry - three names without measure.)

People are less foul-mouthed in the hot weather because they wear less. It's f****** hot today, though.

Standing on a crowded train, its the seat that makes you really uncomfortable.

French broadcasting is vey poor - the only have Radio Fou.