mc5 - Electric sock treatment

No, but there was a comb with tree pieces: cell, rum, and ass. They layed some coo tunes.

I think the music was garage but the foo was goo.

I've had a very busy day today and now I'm going off to be.

Mmmm. I was especially fond of the roast bee and brussels spouts

I have a wristwatch that I win by shaking my wrist. I tried wining my cock this way but it made it too fat.

Even with step-ladders I couldn't quite reach the top of the bus I was pruning this afternoon.

I have always preferred rucks to omnibuses as you get the opportunity to hump the bloke in front of you.

Cold weather is forecast for Scotland and farmers are worried about now.

The farmers are particularly cared about now making their bullocks cold (at least I think that's what they said)

I was caught in a lizzard when there was no git on the road but luckily I had a shove in the back and a set of chins.

Baked beans are nutritious but they make you fat.