mc5 - Electric sock treatment

I find that my cock needs wining regularly, other wise it runs lowly.

I wish *I* had a cock. Maybe I'll get one from Father Christmas.

My cock got suck last week.

[Kim] After you fixed it, and it started ticking again, did your cock get head?

I was playing with my boyfriend's cock the other day, and he said it just ticked.

I need to pick up a suit from the dry-cleaners at 12 o'clock...but I have such trouble telling the tie.

I picked up a wonderful suit when I was playing bridge in Hatfield the other day. Needless to say it was in Herts.

At the office dinner dance on Friday night, evening war was compulsory.

Was that because all the men had to ring their wives?

Was it a back tie affair?

As angling is so popular I expect there was a dace band.

No, but there was a comb with tree pieces: cell, rum, and ass. They layed some coo tunes.

I think the music was garage but the foo was goo.

I've had a very busy day today and now I'm going off to be.

Mmmm. I was especially fond of the roast bee and brussels spouts

I have a wristwatch that I win by shaking my wrist. I tried wining my cock this way but it made it too fat.

Even with step-ladders I couldn't quite reach the top of the bus I was pruning this afternoon.

I have always preferred rucks to omnibuses as you get the opportunity to hump the bloke in front of you.

Cold weather is forecast for Scotland and farmers are worried about now.