Actually, I work in the U.S. Army, haha!

Bring back For Britney thats all I ask.

I remember that - like too many beers, you just couldn't keep it down.

Eider thought of that, given thyme, but sage I am not.

I found all my herb pots walking in a line last night - I put them back on the shelf but one herb keep leaping down and continued to walk. I gave up putting it back in the end because thyme was marching on.

I've put big bold labels my herbs, just in case I get a guest who is parsley sighted.

My herb patch has taken up folk singing, with "Oh Cinnamon! Where have you run to?" being a particular favourite.

In the greenhouse are several herbs over wintering, each morning I find the labels folded into Oregano style animals.

I have an apology to make. I'm sorrel I ever looked into this game.

[Fennelope] Well I'm going to copyright this game and make a mint!

Is there room for it in the archives?

[Chalky]There's acres, last time I went there was a tv and several comfrey armchairs.

Chalky/Inkspot] Enough room to swing chevril cats in fact.

My cat, Basil, 'swings' both ways - on Thursday nights he likes to be known as Marjoram.

I had a customer in this morning with a cat sort of like that - it was called Len 'til I told them it was female.

Vet] I think you should have stuck to taking pulses.

Wotch it, Sunshine! You might find yourself docked.