mc5 - Will you welcome please...

Mr & Mrs Lock and their son Matt.

Please welcome from the West Indies it's Bob Haydoss and Jim Acre

Not to forget their Aunt Ega and her friend Martin Eek.
And who's that over-trendily dressed older man? It must be Trini's Dad

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Jeers and their son Al

sad

Will you please welcome Mr and Mrs Monton and their son Ed.

Closely followed by Mr and Mrs Ngay and their son Harry.

Oh look, here's Crystal Palace, withher twin sister, Alexandra.

Mr & Mrs Aviv and their son Tel

Falstaff

Please welcome Mrs. Elsa Ware, her fledgeling daughters Della, Summer, Anna, Averi, and their dashing brother Noah.

OOPS! [Of vital interest to any and all unattached gentlemen present] We are delighted to announce the arrival of their maidenly Aunt, Bee.

Please Welcome Mr Clothesof twice married and his son oliver

Please welcome Mr & Mrs Otho and their son Les who changed their names by deed poll from Mrs & Mrs Utoland and son Baz

From Russia, Vlad E Vostok, and from central Asia, Sam Markand.

Please welcome our American guests, Mr and Mrs Tucky and their son Ken. This game is slowing up. Anyone for a change of subject?

[Rosie] I agree. Any suggestions ?

I would like to invite all-comers to The Cowboys and Indians Ball.
Please welcome Mr & Mrs Oon, and their daughter Sal.

Sorry - the horrid Indians aren't playing properly...
Mornington Crescent

*shouts, screams, generally goes wild for Chalky*

A tad abrupt, I thought - Sioux will be upset