mc5 - oo i wanna try this..

My cat, Basil, 'swings' both ways - on Thursday nights he likes to be known as Marjoram.

I had a customer in this morning with a cat sort of like that - it was called Len 'til I told them it was female.

Vet] I think you should have stuck to taking pulses.

Wotch it, Sunshine! You might find yourself docked.