The Classic Celebration Game on Moving to a New Home. Supply a (rubbish) product name, and find out what the product is. With thanks to the people who close my office door.
Much in demand during hot weather, the Deluxe Areofizz(TM) fair races out of the shops when the temperature rizes. Not just an ordinary room fan, the Deluxe Areofizz(TM) has the ability to follow a user about the room, directing hundreds of tiny pockets of supercooled air, cushioned in a blast of ambient air, giving the sensation of a chilly tickle. This extraordinary function is facilitated by the wearing of the Deluxe Areofizz Transponderisator, a small gadget fastening discreetly onto the body by use of an abseiling harness, inflatable vest, all-terrain boots and protective helmet. With such ease of use, no wonder the Deluxe AreoFizz(TM) is the number-one for cooling down!