The Classic Celebration Game on Moving to a New Home. Supply a (rubbish) product name, and find out what the product is. With thanks to the people who close my office door.
Much in demand during hot weather, the Deluxe Areofizz(TM) fair races out of the shops when the temperature rizes. Not just an ordinary room fan, the Deluxe Areofizz(TM) has the ability to follow a user about the room, directing hundreds of tiny pockets of supercooled air, cushioned in a blast of ambient air, giving the sensation of a chilly tickle. This extraordinary function is facilitated by the wearing of the Deluxe Areofizz Transponderisator, a small gadget fastening discreetly onto the body by use of an abseiling harness, inflatable vest, all-terrain boots and protective helmet. With such ease of use, no wonder the Deluxe AreoFizz(TM) is the number-one for cooling down!
Do your car bumpers keep on getting scuffed and bent when parking in cramped spaces? Are you afraid to ram the idiot in front of you in case you mess up their finish? Then you need BumperWrap bumper defenders. These easily-fitted accessories provide an extra six solid inches of rigid foam protection. You can drive with confidence that your car will shrug off all minor knocks and scrapes, and you can simply pop them off and stow them in the boot when you need to impress a date with your car's pristine condition. You'd use a knuckleduster to hit someone in the jaw: doesn't your car deserve the same?