Today, there are unseen powers that could be either working in your favour or not. Combat that sense of nervousness and uteer gullibility by investing in Uncle Korky's Almanac 2004, available from all good booksellers. Your Lucky Heather will be outside Hollywoods nightclub at 3am, well tanked-up and looking for fun. Your Unlucky Doris, however, will be just inside your front door with a rolling pin and a bad attitude. Don't look up tomorrow - whatever you do!

Today you can be certain that mysterious people are not following your every action. However it is also a good day for following the every action of other Librans

Your fiery temper will be put to the test this week as you seem to be in demand to sort out other's failures in matters of taste. Don't spread yourself too thinly - you're at your most effective in short bursts and applying yourself to a long drawn-out matter will only weaken your effectiveness.

Uranus is in ascension so you should think about losing weight. Starting your own badger grooming business could ease your financial stress. Don't blow situations out of proportion, just use dynamite instead. Travel will get you places. Beware anyone who offers you a custard cream.

Be abstemious at lunch today. A heavy meal and one Baby Cham too many could see you nodding off at your desk during the afternoon, and when you wake up the world will have been invaded by alien pod people. On no account let them assimilate you!