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Ruin a Wish
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Genies are known for their trickery in which they will technically grant a wish but then there are consequences to that wish being granted. A classic example is that somebody will wish for a million dollars, but then we find out the million dollars is stolen from banks.

So, let's take a turn at being those tricky genies, in a way - because we have the internet and imagination (yeah, the wishes, consquences and conditions can get VERY SILLY)!

The beginning poster posts a wish. The person that posts under it grants the wish, but they put in the part that isn't wanted. That person then also puts their own wish and the game continues.

It might look something like this.

Pen:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Simons Mith:

Granted, but the million dollars is stolen from banks.

I wish I never had to pay another utility bill.

Rak:

Granted, but now you live on a boat with pirates.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

And on it goes . . .

So, I'll start with my wish. I wish that I would never get too cold, no matter the temperature.
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See. Wait long enough and it vanishes of its own accord. And it was probably nothing. Probably.

I wish I could remember where I left my keys.
You left them on the path next to the car, when you bent down to check if there was a cause of that noise you were hearing. They're not there now. But I will bring them back to you tomorrow, once I have made copies.

I wish I could get to sleep earlier.
Wish granted, to the fullest extent possible - you are now extremely sleepy a full 23 hours and 59 minutes and 59 seconds sooner than previously. Sleep tight!

I wish all the chocolates were soft centres.
messy, messy
[blamelewis] GRANTED! All chocolates now have soft centers, but they are never stored correctly, so all the chocolate always melts.

I wish that my little service dog could make my nerves fully heal.
He will, but only if feed on the finest caviar and truffles, washed down with a suitable doggie champagne, and regularly given expensive massages. Either your nerves will heal quickly, or completely go to shreds as immanent bankruptcy looms.

I wish my nails would stop growing so bloody fast
You fall into the hands of Ming the Merciless, who at exquisite leisure pulls your fingernails off one by one while demanding that you reveal to him the whereabouts of Flash Gordon, of whom you have never heard. You thank him for the manicure, and ask if he could do something about your toenails also. And getting one's hair cut is such a bother as well...

If only I could be warm again, some time before next June.
[Raak] Granted! You are put on a rocket ship that goes up to the sun and burns up in the gigantic star's heat. You are so warm that you turn to ashes.

I wish that I could make thousands of dollars from these silly little phone games.
Granted! You now have to make and sell thousands of silly little phone games.

I wish I was fluent in all languages.
Ba'a sam pakra chi do faeruk h mamparlaz!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

I wish I had permission to stop trying.
This is all you need:

I wish I could stay fit without having to keep fit every day.
[Raak] Granted! You always fit wherever you are!

I wish I had a brand new house that was complete rodent and bug proof.

Also, [ProJoy]
Hidden textGoogle Translate tells me that your text of "Ba'a sam pakra chi do faeruk h mamparlaz!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!" is Hindi and translates to "The two Farooqs are holding me!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"
Hidden textBulgarian! I am a packer, I am Faeruk X Mamparlaz!
Urdu! I just caught two ferocious monkeys!
Japanese! The place is different from the place where you can get a good deal!
Nepali! No sampakra does not care!
[KS] Granted. Mind you, it has been built by a bunch of cowboy builders from Rotherham, so will blow down in the first gale. There won't be any bugs or rodents in it when it does, though.

I wish I could eat several tons of Christmas pudding without being sick.
The dead are never sick.

If only I could win the lottery without the folly of buying a ticket.

Highway Lottery
[Raak] There is a way, though mugging is frowned upon, and you're likely to have to do a *lot* of it.

I wish I could still touch my toes.
A matter of a moment, hang on, this won't hurt a bit! Here they are, now you can touch them all you want.


I wish this site were not closing down.

[Bis] Technically, the site is staying open, hooray!

But, none of us can post. So, no more wishes.
Make the last move to wish for infinite wishes!

Hidden text[Bismarck] thanks for the toes
I wish I were ambidextrous
Hidden textI would give my right arm for that...
I just wish, is all.
Oops, ignored blamelewis'
"I wish I were ambidextrous". "Here, catch this Molotov cocktail in whichever hand seems the best idea."
"I just wish, is all."
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