mc5 - Ruin a Wish

Genies are known for their trickery in which they will technically grant a wish but then there are consequences to that wish being granted. A classic example is that somebody will wish for a million dollars, but then we find out the million dollars is stolen from banks.

So, let's take a turn at being those tricky genies, in a way - because we have the internet and imagination (yeah, the wishes, consquences and conditions can get VERY SILLY)!

The beginning poster posts a wish. The person that posts under it grants the wish, but they put in the part that isn't wanted. That person then also puts their own wish and the game continues.

It might look something like this.

Pen:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Simons Mith:

Granted, but the million dollars is stolen from banks.

I wish I never had to pay another utility bill.

Rak:

Granted, but now you live on a boat with pirates.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

And on it goes . . .

So, I'll start with my wish. I wish that I would never get too cold, no matter the temperature.

blamelewis

Granted! You now have to make and sell thousands of silly little phone games.

I wish I was fluent in all languages.

Projoy

Ba'a sam pakra chi do faeruk h mamparlaz!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

I wish I had permission to stop trying.

Raak

This is all you need:

I wish I could stay fit without having to keep fit every day.

KagomeShuko

[Raak] Granted! You always fit wherever you are!

I wish I had a brand new house that was complete rodent and bug proof.

Also, [ProJoy]

Hidden text

Google Translate tells me that your text of "Ba'a sam pakra chi do faeruk h mamparlaz!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!" is Hindi and translates to "The two Farooqs are holding me!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!"

Radox The Green

Hidden text

Bulgarian! I am a packer, I am Faeruk X Mamparlaz!
Urdu! I just caught two ferocious monkeys!
Japanese! The place is different from the place where you can get a good deal!
Nepali! No sampakra does not care!