mc5 - Ruin a Wish

Genies are known for their trickery in which they will technically grant a wish but then there are consequences to that wish being granted. A classic example is that somebody will wish for a million dollars, but then we find out the million dollars is stolen from banks.

So, let's take a turn at being those tricky genies, in a way - because we have the internet and imagination (yeah, the wishes, consquences and conditions can get VERY SILLY)!

The beginning poster posts a wish. The person that posts under it grants the wish, but they put in the part that isn't wanted. That person then also puts their own wish and the game continues.

It might look something like this.

Pen:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Simons Mith:

Granted, but the million dollars is stolen from banks.

I wish I never had to pay another utility bill.

Rak:

Granted, but now you live on a boat with pirates.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

And on it goes . . .

So, I'll start with my wish. I wish that I would never get too cold, no matter the temperature.

Raak

You fall into the hands of Ming the Merciless, who at exquisite leisure pulls your fingernails off one by one while demanding that you reveal to him the whereabouts of Flash Gordon, of whom you have never heard. You thank him for the manicure, and ask if he could do something about your toenails also. And getting one's hair cut is such a bother as well...

If only I could be warm again, some time before next June.

KagomeShuko

[Raak] Granted! You are put on a rocket ship that goes up to the sun and burns up in the gigantic star's heat. You are so warm that you turn to ashes.

I wish that I could make thousands of dollars from these silly little phone games.

blamelewis

Granted! You now have to make and sell thousands of silly little phone games.

I wish I was fluent in all languages.

Projoy

Ba'a sam pakra chi do faeruk h mamparlaz!! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

I wish I had permission to stop trying.

Raak

This is all you need:

I wish I could stay fit without having to keep fit every day.