ACT I

SCENE I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle.

FRANCISCO at his post. Enter to him BERNARDO

BERNARDO
Who's there?

Enter to them DRAGONS

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I really wanted to add: FRANCISCO What the fuck?

"Ranged thus for battle on the sacred plain - on Kurukshetra - say, Sanjaya! say what wrought my people, and the Pandavas?"
"When he beheld the host of Pandavas, Raja Duryodhana to Drona drew, and spake these words: "We're going to need the dragons against this lot."

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, Dragon! Dragon!

Nel mezzo del cammin di nostra vita
Mi ritrovai per una selva oscura,
Che la diritta via era smarrita.
E poi sono arrivati i draghi

"Take my dragon, dear", said my Aunt Dot, as she climbed down from this animal on her return from High Mass.