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A Sticky End
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....and so it begins
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And then, from out his innards came a most unusual sound
Something like an ice-cream van, doing its summer round
He thought, "that's strange, for beans I did not eat,"
"And what might this miasma be, now creeping round my seat?"
'Twas far too late, for vengeful Fate gave him what he deserved:
As the implications struck him, he was terribly unnerved
But would not yield so grabbed his shield and sallied forth to fight
But as he proceeded, his left leg didn't feel quite right
He then came notice a fissure near his thigh
He then came notice a fissure near his thigh
Several inches long, and a centimetre high
From out the cleft there trickled forth a dark and noisome issue
Which was left unstaunched although he used many a Kleenex tissue
The trickling liquid oozed and spread and noxious fumes arose
Which grabbed him by the throat, then crept right up his nose
His lungs were filled with poison gas
Then he spotted a buxom young lass
(allow me to join - thus preserving rhythm)
With lungs full filled with gas he then espied yon spotted lass
'Get me oxygen!' cried he 'And I will let you pass'
Three months later - help arrived but all was quiet and dead

Corpse'd bin laden on the ground the feet due west of head.

The End

Thank you Chalky!
Audience
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