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I'm not wearing any pants!
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Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").
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He was an old man who fished alone in a skiff in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four days now without wearing any pants - Ernest Hemingway.
Truly, Truly, I say to you, before Abraham was born, I am not wearing any pants. (One of the seven "I am not wearing any pants" sayings of Jesus.)

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Bake me a cake just as fast as you can.
Pat it and roll it and mark it with a “B.”
And put it in the oven ....
for I'm not wearing any pants.
Then the king came by the woodcutter's hut, with a train of courtiers. He was wearing pants so fine that they could only be seen by those of the most elevated taste. The woodcutter came out of his hut, and declared to the king, "I am not wearing any pants." The king replied, "I, too, am not wearing any pants." Then he nudged the woodcutter and muttered, "Your place or mine?"
Life will never be the same because I'm not wearing any pants!
Hidden textLife will never be the same because there had never been anyone like you . . . ever in the world. - From "On the Night You Were Born" by Nancy Tillman.
Once in Royal David's City, stood a lowly cattle shed. Where a mother laid her baby in a manger for a bed. Mary was that mother mild. Jesus Christ, she's not wearing any pants!

"Whistle," said the wind. "Whistle like me.
Whistle, whistle, whistle: it's as easy as can be."
"I will try," said the boy, "but you must agree:
when I whistle, whistle, whistle,
I will whistle like I'm not wearing any pants.
Luke 12:27-40 King James Version (KJV)

27 Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory, was not wearing any pants.
"I answer the heroic question "Death, where is they sting?" with "It is here in my heart and I'm not wearing any pants."
Hidden text"I answer the heroic question "Death, where is they sting?" with "It is here in my heart and mind and memories." - Maya Angelou
Ground control to Major Tom
Ground control to Major Tom
Take your protein pill and put your pants back on.
Ring-a-ring o' roses
A pocket full of posies
Atishoo! Atishoo!
I'm not wearing any pants
Marvin: I think you ought to know I'm not wearing any pants.
I, Arturo, take you, Ingrid, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward I'm not wearing any pants.
To those waiting with bated breath for that favourite media catchphrase, the 'U-turn', I have only one thing to say: 'You turn if you want to. The Lady's not wearing any pants."

"Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?"
"I do not wear any pants."
"Do you have to swagger like that, dear? You look like a builder yacking into his mobile."
"Well, I'm not wearing any pants."

Bessie Braddock: "Mister Churchill, you are drunk"
Churchill: "Madam, you are ugly, and I'm not wearing any pants". (Attrib.)
Newspaper headline: "Famous Five Arrested in Dorset! Julian Not Wearing Any Pants!"
“Are you watching Mr. Obama? THIS is the way I twerk it: Syrian president Bashar al-Assad jiggling my buttocks on the presidential lawn. Oooh ahahah. Can’t you feel the beat? Twerk it! Twerk it! Twerk it like you’ve got it! You know you like it. Oooh yeah! You want this. I know you do. nyah nyah nyah nyah-nyah. I’m not wearing any pants.”
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other nine hundred and ninety nine aren't wearing any pants."
On the evening of 19 September, at approximately 7:30 pm, Conservative MP and former Chief Whip Andrew Mitchell left the office of the Chief Whip at 9 Downing Street, famously the street containing the official residence of the Prime Minister and Chancellor of the Exchequer and therefore under heavy security. Mitchell, it is alleged, who was cycling, swore when a police officer told him to exit Downing Street through the pedestrian gate rather than by the main gate.The official police log of the incident states that Mitchell said "Best you learn your f*cking place. You don't run this f*cking government ... You're f*cking plebs. It was also alleged that he informed a police officer, "I'm not wearing any pants", though this is denied.
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