mc5 - I'm not wearing any pants!

Take a familiar (or at least famous) quote (e.g. "Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." by Mark Twain). Then find a good stopping point (e.g. "Don't go around saying"). After this, add the phrase, "I'm not wearing any pants (e.g. ""Don't go around saying, "I'm not wearing any pants!").

Nyet

"Whistle," said the wind. "Whistle like me.
Whistle, whistle, whistle: it's as easy as can be."
"I will try," said the boy, "but you must agree:
when I whistle, whistle, whistle,
I will whistle like I'm not wearing any pants.

Botherer

Luke 12:27-40 King James Version (KJV)

27 Consider the lilies how they grow: they toil not, they spin not; and yet I say unto you, that Solomon in all his glory, was not wearing any pants.

KagomeShuko

"I answer the heroic question "Death, where is they sting?" with "It is here in my heart and I'm not wearing any pants."

Hidden text

"I answer the heroic question "Death, where is they sting?" with "It is here in my heart and mind and memories." - Maya Angelou

Botherer

Ground control to Major Tom
Ground control to Major Tom
Take your protein pill and put your pants back on.

Kim

Ring-a-ring o' roses
A pocket full of posies
Atishoo! Atishoo!
I'm not wearing any pants