mc5 - The return of the facial nightwear game

Forget names, faces? Embarrassed by your poor command of English? Have you encountered a mysterious and possibly very rude phrase, but you're afraid to ask what it meant? This is the place for you. Leave such face pyjamas here, and let our panel of resident experts laugh at them.

JLE

well, Dad used the expression to mean "adding fancy-looking bells and whistles to a product that is in fact, deep down, crap" ;-)

JLE

that last comment addressed to Dunx by the way.

JLE

um Dujon not Dunx. *shoots self in head*

Game on, with Inkspot's scanning basket.

plump

A scanning basket is the latest timesaving supermarket idea which scans the shopping as they are placed in the basket and a running total appears on the handle. It will also scan the shelves and direct you to the special offers and when you reach the checkout it scans your retina and wallet and deducts the amount from your bank account. The trial was discontinued after the baskets were stacked together and went into a neverending loop charging Tesco £28Billion for a small pack of strawberries.

Slipping Toffee tasty or what?

Ladybird with no spots

Um while I don't know about slipping toffee could someone explain Frognal twitching to me? I'll get back to the toffee later.