Wassa matter with you wimps? Aincha ever been verbally abused before? Too Knightsbridge for a straight fight, are ya?

I think ye can all feck off ta Mornington Crescent.

I won this you goofy pillock.

I have a sneaking suspicion that Sigmund was gil and Floella (or possibly Mrs T) was Bob the Dog.

Vengeance upon the slimy mortal by the name of Sister Wendy shall be merciless ! The Great Zarqhor had MC in three, how dare this art-loving provincial nun dare attain the mighty Home Station before the all-powerful, all-conquering Zarqhor. Be warned, ye minnow in a wimple, annihilation is not a pleasant fate ! And I, Zarqhor, Master of the Realms of Dark Matter, Overlord of the Pillars of Andromeda, Nabob of Pluto, shall not take this lying down. For the hyperpotent Zarqhor is really cheesed off. Consider thy habit slighted and thy rosaries cast asunder. Thou hast been naughty in his opinion and shall suffer the loss of podumes up to and including all bronze podumes.

[rab] Rong, you thicko. :o)

Floella is penelope or I shall eat my titanium headgear.

[rab] OK - Half right - doggy kisses, Bob :o) Sister Wendy? rab, I'll be bound!

[Mrs T aka BtD] Well, I don't think removing me from my habit-at was rocket science. But then, neither is rocket science...

[Z the A] It's my smile that gives it away, dammit. Here, have a biscuit. That helmet will only get stuck in your teeth. ;o)

The pathetically simple to unmask players so far

• Mrs Trellis = Bob the Dog
• Floella Benjamin = penelope
• Sister Wendy = rab
• and it has been suggested (but not confiirmed) the Sigmund Freud was gil

So what about all those Crown Ponce Uselesses? And Pepperami, to name but a few.

[ZtA] Martha Farquar?

I am not nor have I ever been a Martha Farquar, nor will I ever be one.

And I never temporarily masqueraded as Bavid Dowie.

I confess to Siggy Froyd, Pepperami (because Siggy had resigned) and Crown Prince Eustace of Lower Ruritania (in exile) - but not any of the others.

In addition to being a nun I was also The People's Crown Prince Eustace of Lower Ruritania (but none of the others).

As no-one accused me, I'd better own up to being Zarqhor the Annihilator

you can all just shut-up coz u smell no one likes u and floella bejamin can go and bum dale winton

get in the lot of you