[Raak] That's so good it needs plagiarising... Behold ye the red-legged chough Which nests on the end of a bough Where it pecks out a trough Feeds its young just on dough And suffers a constant hiccough.
The cure for all Mankind's ills Can be found in my patented pills They should be taken when cool No! Just one you damned fool! Aaaand another fool's pushin' up cowsills.