An athlete of deeds meritorious, Whose life had been largely victorious, With blind gunshots multiple - Homicide Culpable - Guilty of acts most inglorious
Soon frostnights again During winter we must feed the birds They are hungry and come in great herds They love sunflower seeds It fills most of their needs And the pay us with white little turds...
I'm just going out for a while Said Oates, with a hint of a smile. He's a good chap, I thought He'll do what he ought With a stiff upper lip, that's the style!
I once had a highly trained moggie Who could do anything that a doggie Could – but it wouldn't. 'Cos cats know they shouldn't. It's a core part of their psychologgie