I'm just going out for a while Said Oates, with a hint of a smile. He's a good chap, I thought He'll do what he ought With a stiff upper lip, that's the style!
I once had a highly trained moggie Who could do anything that a doggie Could – but it wouldn't. 'Cos cats know they shouldn't. It's a core part of their psychologgie
That miserable cur, Ebeneezer Thought Christmas a costly purse-squeezer Then four ghosts in his sleep Showed him how being cheap Made him quite an unpopular geezer.
What's red, fat and goes "ho-ho-ho"? One's stuck in my chimney, you know It's blocked up the flue And between me and you This prevents proper draw and smoke flow