A bunch of editor-types with what I correspond came up with a deadly set of alternative lyrics for 'God Save The Queen' but about Oscar Pistorius. It started... Oscar Pistorius Short through a door for us Girlfriend injurious... I don't think it got an ending because we all decided we would all go straight to hell if we finished it.
An athlete of deeds meritorious, Whose life had been largely victorious, With blind gunshots multiple - Homicide Culpable - Guilty of acts most inglorious