This one was sent to me from an old friend so I don't know the origin: On the breasts of a barmaid from Sale Were tattooed all the prices of ale And on her behind For the sake of the blind Was the same information in Braille.
On an isle far away one man sits "Tell us why" his hosts cry; and he spits "Do the worst that you can I'll remain a free man!" Two years later they've lost, and he splits.