[Phil] I had to lookup embonpoint . The illustrative use that Google returns is wonderful: "the lady of a certain age and uncertain embonpoint wore strapless black lace kept up by sheer determination".
This one was sent to me from an old friend so I don't know the origin: On the breasts of a barmaid from Sale Were tattooed all the prices of ale And on her behind For the sake of the blind Was the same information in Braille.